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Once you get a name for yourself in the world of shit, piss, cum and such, it’s almost impossible to shake it off.

Wefail have made some new work? How dare they.

Jackass AIR runs through Facebook using the futuristic technology of AIR which enables you (you) to cover your screen in human shit.

Why not install it today, like I have, and am now covering my own screen in shit because I have no friends.

http://www.jackassworld.com/pages/prank-application

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in 1989 wefail gave a show in hollywood california to seventeen people. it was basically them whinging about the tim horton’s job going shitty [citation needed]. now, for the twentieth anniversary we present the show in its entirety, to approximately seventeen more people. wefail’s huge, ridiculous heads accompanied the original show on stage. well, honestly, you’re probably better off without.

ABANDON ALL HOPE!

Do you recall how the Spartans would throw their puny and deformed children off a cliff? That’s what the ad agency did to this site over 10 years ago. It’s a ribcage now, but you can still tell what it was and maybe what it would have been.

Our only concern being, who will man the gates of Thermopylae now that WEFAIL have perished?

TO SPARTA!

Horrid, trecherous, unused work fills WEFAIL’S eyes, nose and ears. We can’t even remember what the fuck this was for, and it’s probably for the best that it died. We can tell you however, that on the right of the ship of fools, stands Matthew Mahon. A midget of  a man, one you certainly wouldnt trust with a loved one, or with money. When people like Matthew are encountered it’s always best to keep them at arms length.