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It’s nice to add a new post on the blog, it’s been over 2 weeks since we had anything new to add, and Lord knows we’re already sick of the sound of our own voice, echoing around our shitty, empty, blog. There’s nothing to add really, we’ve got nothing at all to say.

I made a cheese sandwich for lunch, onions, lettuce, pickle. I ate it while watching Loose Women. Some cheese fell out of the bun and I gave it the dogs. Dancing dandy dogs in luxurious pants of silk and leather, I sometimes wonder where they get the energy to remain dancing day and night!

Just a heads up. If any of you intend to frequent The Living Room on Deansgate, Manchester (I know a lot of you do), please be aware of a skanky Canadian bitch that stole my iPhone from out of my tailored suit pocket. I’ll try and draw her on the touchpad so you can get an idea of what it is you’re looking for.

PLEASE NOTE THE FACE JEWELLERY.