I had a dream I was a centaur (again)
but I kept going around fucking horses.
I was like: what the fuck?
I had always imagined a girl with big titties
riding me around bareback
and that was enough for me.
but my horse half had other ideas
and was insatiable!
there I was in mortal battle with the evil elf Klungtong.
I’m not doing my army any good seeing as
my lower half is excitedly fucking one of the
enemy’s handsome war steeds.
look at me, from the abs up, turning red.
but the lower body has no shame and
fears not the clamor of battle all around.
safety last, I suppose, when there’s good horse fucking to be had.
