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I’m late,  I know, but recently I’ve been playing a little Modern Warfare 2 online. It’s fine, I enjoy it, until I join a game and even before it’s begun…I can hear the MIC MENTAL talking to himself, loudly. The Mic Mental always has a bad connection, so you can make out the odd word, but never a full sentence….put that together with the fact that NO ONE ever talks back to the Mic Mental and you’re in for a very miserable time.

A one way conversation for the complete and utter twat on the the end of the microphone would go as follows

“…..WOULD…….HNNNGG…..JAMIROQUAI…..COLD WITHOUT MY JACKET…..BENDING DOWN…OH…..HNNNNNGGGGG……NOT SEEN JANET JACKSON…..HAVE…….. AND FRUIT”

And on and on it would go, to no one. Just a constant, loud, stream of gibberish. I often wonder if online gaming is grooming socially inept retards that expect to carry out their one way conversations in the real world. I know full well what the answer is. Yes.